Guns & Mormons

Just using my first amendment right to express my other first amendment right and my second amendment right.

Ah, guns and Mormons, we mix like chocolate and milk.

Disclaimer

Since we are always begging friends and family to come visit the wild west of Tucson, we need to post a disclaimer. We will now be requiring signed liability waivers for any and all visitors. We cannot be held liable for injury or death related to, or arising from encounters with any of the following wild beasts—which are all common to the area:
Rattle snakes of any kind, Javelina, Scorpions, Foot-long Sonoran Centipedes, Coyotes, ROUSs, Tarantulas, Wolf spiders, Brown Recluses, Coral Snakes, Aliens ( not the green kind ), Janet Napolitano, or Liberals